I can’t tell you what the usual gang bang girl is, but it is not Sabrina Deep, even though she has done more than most. She is tall, gangly, almost translucently white, and in possession of a look that, well, makes one want to drop a load on her. But nicely. It was great to look almost eye-to-eye with Deep, who in heels was about 6’2″. And it was kind of a spiritual thing, too, because I’ve always wondered what things looked like before the Big Bang.

Forget company acquisition or stocks going public; this is literally the greatest press release to ever hit the news wires. Sabrina Deep (definitely her real name) has announced she’s embarking on a worldwide tour. This is the same Sabrina Deep, of course, that once partook in a 77 man gangbang, and was just barely beat out as World’s Biggest Whore on the Howard Stern show. She is obviously no newbie to bukkake, which I won’t define in case there are virgin ears out there.