Booty Call University

Forget company acquisition or stocks going public; this is literally the greatest press release to ever hit the news wires. Sabrina Deep (definitely her real name) has announced she’s embarking on a worldwide tour. This is the same Sabrina Deep, of course, that once partook in a 77 man gangbang, and was just barely beat out as World’s Biggest Whore on the Howard Stern show. She is obviously no newbie to bukkake, which I won’t define in case there are virgin ears out there.