I had this weird thought: when did you decide to start this tour? How long did you plan before it happened? It's not like this was a childhood dream or something, right? I hope it didn't start like this:
Mr. Johnson's third grade class's "What I Want to be When I Grow Up" presentation
Susie: I want to be a teacher!
Mr. J: ^_^
Bobby: I want to be a football player!
Mr. J: -_-
Sabrina: I want to be a bukkake porn queen!
Mr. J: O_O